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threadsinthistapestry: buzzfeed: Raven understood what being a...

Sun, 26 May 2013 03:10:56 -0400

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

The last one killed me

misumipyon: dollylust: termsofenragement: I moved my arms and...

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:58:01 -0400

dollylust:

termsofenragement:

I moved my arms and they blew out the sleeves.

I look awesome.

oh

my god

Puella Magi Madoka Muscular

hagaykure: Swiggity swag the Emperor is in the bag

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:49:16 -0400

hagaykure:

Swiggity swag the Emperor is in the bag

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Sun, 26 May 2013 02:42:04 -0400

ok so i finally get a boyfriend and yall dont care but i make a post about rachel stuffing an ice...

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:19:00 -0400

ok so i finally get a boyfriend and yall dont care but i make a post about rachel stuffing an ice cube up her twat and suddenly u losers remember my blog i see how it is

im laughing so fuckign hard omg

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:17:00 -0400

im laughing so fuckign hard omg

matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his...

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:16:00 -0400

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

“what if i put one up my ass” 3 secs later “WE’RE NOT DOING THAT”

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:02:25 -0400

“what if i put one up my ass”

3 secs later

“WE’RE NOT DOING THAT”

she put one up the cooter it mELTED

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:02:08 -0400

she put one up the cooter

it mELTED

RACHEL JUST PUT ICE CUBES IN HER PANTS

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:01:55 -0400

RACHEL JUST PUT ICE CUBES IN HER PANTS

lurkerpi: thriceinatrice: lurkerpi: WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:03:09 -0400

lurkerpi:

thriceinatrice:

lurkerpi:

WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE

Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.

i am going to call the police

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Sat, 25 May 2013 20:52:03 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 20:25:31 -0400

luigiman: an-inanimate-object: luigiman: its called the xbox one because thats how many i’m not...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:56:25 -0400

luigiman:

an-inanimate-object:

luigiman:

its called the xbox one because thats how many i’m not buying

Just wait till Call of Duty: Ghost or Halo 5 come out. You’ll definitely buy it.

princess-potterheadxo: Platform nine and three quarters was...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:23:40 -0400

princess-potterheadxo:

Platform nine and three quarters was shut

mrscalypsojackson: I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:22:22 -0400

mrscalypsojackson:

I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING

versacebitch: loungezombie: versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:08:41 -0400

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

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Sat, 25 May 2013 17:54:18 -0400

asexual-not-a-sexual: One of these things is not like the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:43:37 -0400

asexual-not-a-sexual:

One of these things is not like the others.

sleepingwithpiercethemice: serotonical: How to break out of a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:39:54 -0400

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.